Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama.
Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.
plot twist: you're the hot friend
lnternetexplorers: how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
My parents told me never to talk to strangers on...
Often times I think I don't have boyfriend...
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
Isn't my boyfriend incredible? He tours all around...
lalala-llama asked: I can't breathe. Literally, LOLing. That's my favorite gif. Haha
lalala-llama asked: I see you're spending your Friday night the same way I am. We. Are. So. Cool.
lalala-llama asked: hiiiiiiiii(: lol