LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
ohgodwhathaveyoudone: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS? WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU
idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
Somebody having a crush on you is like the biggest ego stroke ever, you just get...– (via weirdlyinfatuated)
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me